is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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