he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
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Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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