my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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