Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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