I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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