ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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