I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
