like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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