im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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