Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
babies were throwing up all over the place
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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