you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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