We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
i think we sleep fucked last night...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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