rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube