I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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