i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Text me some of your sweat
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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