Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Randomize
