When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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