party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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