Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

no. you can't hotbox the world.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again

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(416): View more from Toronto

The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry

(828): View more from North Carolina

Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302

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(309): View more from Illinois

the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me

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(865): View more from Tennessee

At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.

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(415): View more from California

he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed

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