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  (619): View more from California

  i miss you so much

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  i miss you too

  (858): View more from California

  oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me

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  (619): i miss you so much (858): i miss you too (858): oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me http://tfl.nu/932e
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  (505): View more from New Mexico

  He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.

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  (505): He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off. http://tfl.nu/4dsi
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  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....

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  (508): He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well.... http://tfl.nu/3a9p
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  (828): View more from North Carolina

  last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.

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  (828): last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew. http://tfl.nu/yza6
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  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.

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  (617): I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B. http://tfl.nu/c1l3
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  (865): View more from Tennessee

  He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.

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  (865): He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW. http://tfl.nu/b38y
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  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again

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  Dibsssss

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  (570): Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again (1-570): Dibsssss http://tfl.nu/o6dy
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  (708): View more from Illinois

  If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later

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  (708): If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later http://tfl.nu/o4md
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.

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  Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...

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  (314): He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on. (636): Sounds like he's doing this for your own good... http://tfl.nu/dn1j
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  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...

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  (814): Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September... http://tfl.nu/x7my
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  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.

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  (202): I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone. http://tfl.nu/ocz4
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  (631): View more from New York

  he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader

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  (631): he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader http://tfl.nu/jd8g
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight

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  (412): As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight http://tfl.nu/4ihm
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  (360): View more from Washington

  I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.

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  (360): I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this. http://tfl.nu/75ao
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  (208): View more from Idaho

  Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series

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  (208): Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series http://tfl.nu/2v7g
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