Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.