no. you can't hotbox the world.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Don't tell me you're on acid again
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed