Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.