i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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