Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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