What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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