Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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