Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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