what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
handjob tips. give me some.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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