He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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