So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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