Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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