Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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