And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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