Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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