She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I enjoy the company of your penis
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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