i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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