Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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