there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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