Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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