please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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