I just made out with a guy for $7.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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