I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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