I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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