omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
We talked him into tasing himself.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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