Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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