Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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