I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
third nipple confirmed
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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