She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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