Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I got inside last night via doggy door
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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