i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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