the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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