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  (602): View more from Arizona

  Duck Duck Cougar?

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  (602): Duck Duck Cougar? http://tfl.nu/gtca
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  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!

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  (832): Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation! http://tfl.nu/fp0i
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  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates

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  (978): If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates http://tfl.nu/qzzm
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  (701): View more from North Dakota

  that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon

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  (701): that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon http://tfl.nu/7qfo
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  (361): View more from Texas

  Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed

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  (361): Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed http://tfl.nu/nwxf
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  (843): View more from South Carolina

  You left your underwear on the fireplace

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  (843): You left your underwear on the fireplace http://tfl.nu/ha55
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  (618): View more from Illinois

  She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up

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  (618): She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up http://tfl.nu/rljs
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  (360): View more from Washington

  Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.

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  (360): Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats. http://tfl.nu/2ns1
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  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table

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  (603): therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table http://tfl.nu/r83g
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  (425): View more from Washington

  THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.

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  (425): THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES. http://tfl.nu/y1ns
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  (647): View more from Ontario

  Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me

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  (647): Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me http://tfl.nu/giau
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  (231): View more from Michigan

  It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.

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  (231): It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex. http://tfl.nu/riag
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  (518): View more from New York

  just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.

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  (518): just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back. http://tfl.nu/zfok
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  (506): View more from New Brunswick

  He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.

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  (506): He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep. http://tfl.nu/ars8
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  (707): View more from California

  I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.

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  (707): I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town. http://tfl.nu/lgoh
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