im about as happy as oj after his trial
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do