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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  only if we run a train.

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  done.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  These tits shall not be calmed

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