Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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