i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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I need you to use more vowels.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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