what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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