my sisters under your porch take her home
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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