we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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