Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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