Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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You are the jesus of drinking
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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