What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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