I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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