I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
porn star boner night. come get it.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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